Groot

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.

I am Groot.

1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.

The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.

The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.